this is my first line of defense for self expression. if i think one of my poems totally sucks, you’ll never see it unless you find out my account password is hottie4joannanewsom. if it sucks but i’ve convinced myself in the heat of passion that it doesn’t, you’ll likely see it posted here and should tell me it sucks. if it doesn’t suck, well, shit, i don’t know what that’s like.
in any case i truly hope you enjoy your stay here. perhaps wipe the astroglide off your hand long enough to leave a comprehensible comment. perhaps curse me under your breath for making your boner go away.
i’m equal parts eco-hippie, trailer trash, personal growth junkie, metalhead, conspiracy theorist, and business man. being born in scorpio, i am also subject to a rebirth from time to time. my writings will usually follow suit.
best,
j.

Gee – no boner here J. *smirk*
Just gettin’ to know you n’ all…
Is that a wedding ring I see?
(Just askin’…)
M.L.
nope. photo not flipped
j.
thank you for stopping by. . .
.. glad we don’t share a brain. I have enough neuroses for the both of us
Your not really related to the newsom’s are you?
what? no. christ. that would be gross. really gross. the amount i lust for that woman. no, fuck no. not related. what the fuck.
if you haven’t read any of this persons stuff, you might like it
http://hopesbreath.blogspot.com/2010/03/not-words-no-more.html
you seem like someone i want in my periphery,
so here’s my facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=722660469
i liked your poem about the suit and thinking more…
i like Manly P. Hall…
dont make me name-drop any more,
just trust me; we’re from the same planet.
yup, you´re right. friend request on the way. you had me at “homeopath”.
I have officially shanghaied you; I mean nominated you for the esteemed Versatile Blogger’s Award!
Please go here to pick up your Award: http://leoutlandosdamour.wordpress.com/about/
I hope you take to time to check out some of my other nominees if you don’t know them already, and please check out my new friend Charlotte’s blog. As most of you know, I don’t really do this type of thing, but I stumbled upon her blog by accident doing this Halloween guestbook signing for another friend and well, what can I say, I felt obligated. She trusted me, of all people, yeah, and nominated me and she does these really great water-color portraits. If nothing else, please stop by her blog, that would mean a lot to me.
I hope you enjoy my little “awards show.” I got to play around and be sarcastic and as most of you know–I loooooooooooove to do that.
Thank you & Happy Halloween!